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Ironies of the New(er) CIED Task Force

November 15, 2009

Aboard a flight last Tuesday, Secretary of Defense Robert Gates fumed about news leakers in the DoD to the press corps in flight with him. He then let the cat out of the bag that he’s creating a new(er) Counter-IED Task Force to provide top-cover for Joint IED Defeat Organization. This brings up a few ironies in the JIEDDO Saga and gives you an understanding of what’s going on with the Pentagon’s counter-IED cornucopia. If you’d like to catch up, I recommend “Left of Boom,” a WaPo series written by Ric Atkinson, which kept my colleagues and me at JIEDDO on the edges of our seats as it was published.

The timing is irony #1. Gates said he’d end the careers of leakers then he surprised everyone with this new C-IED TF. Remember that the original task force was created as an ad-hoc, stop-gap measure at a time when IEDs were the most deadly killer in Iraq. Timing for Gates’ statement couldn’t have been more awkward: two weeks prior, Duncan Hunter of the House Armed Services Committee questioned the JIEDDO Director Thomas F. Metz during his testimony, essentially saying “You’re the guy the buck is supposed to stop with. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?” Gates announced his solution two days before Metz’s retirement ceremony.

So the Secretary’s task force with the same name and problem is irony #2. The current Joint IED Defeat Organization (pronounced Jiy-doh) started off as an Army task force in the Pentagon in 2003. JIEDDO is tasked to immediately service the COCOMs (war fighters in all uniforms) but only has the power to ‘coordinate’ and ‘advocate’ for help from the armed services. It’s a classic case of “all the responsibility without the authority.” And now, instead of capitalizing on the structure JIEDDO, the Pentagon has decided to not let it pass Go by just editing the directive with some stronger language (and keeping the $200). [1]

While JIEDDO provides rapid responses to the war fighters’ needs, it has trouble convincing the services to take ownership of successful widgets and systems to become what the services call programs of record, or, enduring capabilities. That is, stuff to buy on layaway from JIEDDO. This promise is something JIEDDO is supposed to secure for each and every idea that merits funding per its rapid acquisition process.[2] A problem is there are already redundancies in capabilities (everyone is racing to this fight) and because the services didn’t like JIEDDO telling them how to spend their money. Making these matters more difficult, enemy tactics outpace the 36 month transition/transfer process. Like General Metz has explained, “The bad guy doesn’t care about our budget cycles.” Even Al Qaida has said “you have the watches, we have the time.” Irony #3 is although C-IED funds have been described as ‘angel investment’ into risky new ideas that may pan out, there are virtually no buyers when the ideas go public both because that new smell is gone and they’re already obsolete.[3]

Enter Congress’s auditors from GAO into the halls and files of JIEDDO in 2007 and 2008. Their determination that JIEDDO had “no fiduciary oversight” came at the time that IED events were on the uptick and JIEDDO was just getting into a records management routine beyond color-coded folders and a shared network drive. No one was allowed to ask them, “Did you see where I put that funding memo?” The lack of oversight was not symptomatic of a lack of success; getting the hard work done has always been the priority and oversight in the chaos has been an after-thought. The ROI and MOE are developed concurrently with IOC and even FOC. The attitude behind rapid development in JIEDDO is (or was) “this is new and this is war!” It’s not that JIEDDO hasn’t developed successful ideas, just that once the ideas are proven, they’re to be owned by the end-user so JIEDDO can move onto the next threat.

Should JIEDDO have been trudging up to Congress every quarter to explain the development status of its secret sauce? By law, yes. Would it have helped the war fighter? No. A representative’s constituency? Maybe if he gets good sound-bites like Hunter did. Perhaps government oversight was unrealistic in the environment of contracting firms responding to “need it yesterday!” Indeed, JIEDDO didn’t get the manpower it ‘advocated’ for from the services nor OPM until pretty much this Funding Year.

Does all this, plus the SecDef’s decision to create a new C-IED Task Force, suggest that JIEDDO isn’t doing its job? No, just that the job of ‘leading, advocating and coordinating’ is best done by a bigger dog. It’s the same sh**, different AO (Afghanistan). The new TF will be headed by the Undersecretary of Acquisition, but led by the Marine Corps’ J3. To get the services to play nice with all Pentagon-level C-IED efforts, it might take a Marine general to make sure our war fighters on the ground aren’t affected by Beltway bureaucratic failures. Ooh Rah!


[1] JIEDDO was quickly given lots of money and acquisition leeway to “defeat the IED as a weapon of strategic influence.” The organization you hear about today was officially established by DoD Directive 2000.19E in 2005. Its mission statement starts off “JIEDDO shall focus (lead, advocate, coordinate) all Department of Defense actions…”

 

[2] JIEDDO’s initiative funding, review and transfer process now called JCAAMP had been in the works ever since a bunch of scientists decided the best way to counter the easiest, cheapest home-made weapon was by going to the opposite end of the funding and sophistication spectrum: ramming high-tech initiatives through the R&D pipeline at top speed with more billions of dollars than you’d realize is available for what amounts to international crime fighting.

[3] JIEDDO’s rapid acquisition plan assumed that the services would not only play nice, but hold hands and skip. It was the best a bunch of salty, nerdy, military retirees who’d earned their stripes and knew the game could do to ‘coordinate’ active duty 0-6s and above. It’s why retired four-star General M.C. Meigs was originally called to the director’s chair and was given divine right to pick from le crème de la crème to help him…there was lots of bureaucracy to cut through to get the job done. But the overarching issue is still that JIEDDO creates useful products for an un-paying customer and is supposed to market them to consumers who’ve already planned out their budget.

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Word to the Social Media Wise

November 10, 2009

I recently signed up for a YouTube account to upload videos – as opposed to signing up so I can argue in comment threads. Upon registration, YouTube suggested some other people to follow based on my gmail. Which is cool if it’s my bff Sarah, who’d selected on “Let others find my channel if they have my email address.” But there were way more people who’d selected this than I cared to know. I now know 1) their age, 2) their username (see my blog about usernames), 3) what they watch when they’re logged in, and 4) what they’ve said. In one case, I saw a comment one of them made on a video. And it wasn’t like “lol that kitteh was too cute!” More like his opinion was dumb. And now I know it.

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Trust

November 5, 2009

Is the conviction that the leader means what he or she says. It is a belief in two old-fashioned qualities called consistency and integrity. Trust opens the door to change.

- Peter Drucker in today’s “7 Habits” Franklin-Covey organizer.

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Wow, the Paiges Have Internet Presence(s)

November 3, 2009

I visited Platial.com to update my map in leiu of updating my blog…I’ve missed some important blogging the past month or so. (But it’s ok, I’ve been calling my mom more to actually TELL her about my life.)

…And I discovered plaitial.com/paiges. She’s in Oregon and emo. Not me. Then it hit me: I’m on the Internet, and you and I know that. But you don’t necessarily know which Paige is me. I do, and I ignore those other ones because I like to live in a world where I am the ONLY Paige (especially with the I as in iiii.com). I am THE Paige. I’ve met two who call themselves Paige. The first one I could only muster a “Hey, you” to and the second one I ran into at the Georgetown lacrosse camp. I didn’t need to say anything to her, just check, dodge, and keep running.

I thought maybe I should use this outlet to narrow down reality of Paiges (with an I) for the folks who read this: my Internet usernames relating to my real name are UberPaige, Paige356 and sometimes pcrasmus. Nothing else. And if you know of one, let’s have an email, not a retort blog post, ‘k? The other names out there are by impostors. So there you have it.

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Fw: Favorite

October 31, 2009

The Zen of Sarcasm

1.  Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not
walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Don’t walk beside me either.
Just pretty much leave me alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken
fan belt and leaky tire.

3.     It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re
going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.

4. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced,
you can’t be promoted.

5. Always remember that you’re unique. Just like
everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try
missing a couple of car payments.

8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile
in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away
and you have their shoes.

9. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is probably
not for you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach
him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day .

11.    If you lend some-one $20 and never see that
person again, it was probably a wise investment.

12. If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember
anything.

13. Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the
windshield.

14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it
in half and put it back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like ‘The Force’. It has a light side
and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

18.    There are two theories to arguing with women.
Neither one works..

19.  Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when
your lips are moving .

20.  Experience is something you don’t get until just
after you need it.

21.  Never miss a good chance to shut up.

22 .  Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping
pill and a laxative on the same night.

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Fw: Favorite

October 20, 2009

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.

This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger.

‘Man, that guy is stupid,’ I thought to myself.  I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here’s why:

  • I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.  That’s 96 miles each day.
  • Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to bumper.
  • Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway (must be Northern VA).
  • There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
  • That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
  • Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.
  • That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.
  • Statistically, females drive half of these. That’s 18,000 women drivers!
  • In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That’s 642.
  • According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That’s 449.
  • According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered homicide. That’s 98.
  • And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That’s 33.
  • According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Give her the finger?  I don’t think so.